A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.
by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

by WOZKIE October 19, 2022

by Cock waver July 24, 2023

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.
by No Mercy May 23, 2025

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".
A- I want to go home! Please can we go home
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022
