bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

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bad tattoo

An AMAZING band out of Cleveland, TN. Bad Tattoo has 5 members, Bethany (lead vocals), Chris (Acoustic Rhythm, Lead, Vocals), Larz (Lead Guitar/lights/sound), Trevor (Bass), and Pete (Drums). Bad Tattoo got their name from the horrible tattoo on Chris's arm. Bad Tattoo plays everything from Rock to Hip-Hop and Country! They put on a killer high-energy show! If you get a chance to see them don't miss it!!!

Man, I can't wait to see Bad Tattoo tonight-they play the best music! It's totally a Bad Tattoo and fireball shots kind of weekend!

by btgroupie4eva July 2, 2016

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Bad Boy

A sexy song by Backstreet Boys, This makes me feel horny

If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
If you really want it good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
Get it like it could be, would be
Yeah like it should be
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy

by Lil Sammie November 7, 2022

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