Michael leed

When you excel at a task at the highest possible level.

Yo I just "michael leed" that girl and now she tryna have my kids.

Yo I just "michael leed" today and make a billion dollars.

Yo i heard "Michael Lee" got a fat cock

by Hadi Hassan, Aaron Zaretsky August 18, 2024

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids

Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids

by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.

by O' Chungus September 10, 2023

Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

Michael Doublé

When you get a double kill in a video game.

Player 1: "That's two fat doinks added to the ol' StatTrak™."
Player 2: "Nice going, Michael Doublé."

by KXN September 14, 2023