May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

~~~~~
Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️

Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell

by TesticleTim May 17, 2022

Flag

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homies Day. Make sure you show your favourite mofo some love by kissin' em on the cheek, or the lips (No Homo of course)

"Bro It's May 14 today. It's International Kiss Your Homies Day"
"Really? Well in that case get in here bro"

Flag

by Antiikevo May 21, 2022

Flag

Me: Hey do you know its May 20, 2022
Person: yeah?
Me: ok

by Jasonzzldude May 19, 2022

Flag

Omgg yk what day it iss, its May 18th
Okayyyy give me a minute

by Caleb__021 May 18, 2022

Flag

Girls can’t wear make up in the month of may

Sort of like no nut November.

“Hey Susie have you heard of no make up may?”
“NO MAKE-UP MAY MEAN NO WEARING MAKEUP IN MAY!”

by Hobyjoby December 1, 2019

Flag