The Toronto Tandem Jump 

The Toronto tandem jump is a sexual act performed during a threesome that involves two males and one female. The smaller male of the two allows the larger male to penetrate his anus, and then proceed to lift him up and fuck him into the girl.

Dude last night I got the best of both worlds when we did the Toronto Tandem jump.

A penis and a vagina? You must have been lost in a carnal nirvana.

Ya and he made us both bleed.

The Toronto Tandem Jump by The Michelan Man January 8, 2009

the toothless blow job 

a proper blow job without using your teeth.

dude i got the toothless blow job last night and it was amazing.

the toothless blow job by ughhboredhehe February 14, 2009

The Adventures of Jesus and Friends 

A book of children's stories written by ancient peoples to instill values and morals at a young age. This book is also popular among adults.

"A reading from chapter Genesis in The Adventures of Jesus and Friends:
'In the beginning.....'".

The Adventures of Jesus and Friends by n530411351 January 2, 2009

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

Driving the truck to Jersey 

The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.

Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!

Driving the truck to Jersey by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009

shut the fuck up jewelry 

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.

"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."

shut the fuck up jewelry by ladyhawke71 December 22, 2008

The worst inside joke (hand gesture) 

When you turn your hands into a claw like shape point your finger tips at each other and move them in a way as if your solving a rubrics cube then simultaneously making a deep sound similar to that of a whale making sweat love to a cow. Going a little something like this " Whab, whab, whab" This gesture can be used in many situations such as explaining lesbian sex to a young child teaching and telling your fiends this is what you did his/hers mom last night. The goal of this gesture is to instill fear and confusion.

Jack : "what the hell are you doing"
Tom : "Its what i did to your mother last night( while making "The worst inside joke (hand gesture)" ) "

The worst inside joke (hand gesture) by Dr.superfly January 2, 2010