numby dicks

A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.

My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.

by H.i.sd September 7, 2010

dick sauce

1. (noun) the state of male ejaculatory fluid after it has lost its thicker consistency and turned into a more viscous, runny fluid.

2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.

"We just stayed in bed for so long after doing the dirty deed that she had dick sauce running down her legs when she got up."

"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"

by Gottabethegravy November 1, 2018

Damp Dick

When you didn't take a shower so you go wash up your dick to get a BJ, you don't dry it and its still a little wet.

"Babe, I washed up, it's good"

"Aw Hell nah, you got damp dick nasty ass"

by Sonny Black976 June 19, 2013

Dick neck

A form of man cleavage. The wearing of low rise jeans in order to expose the base of the penis. The male response to females wearing low cut tops.

Hey broseph, your DICK NECK's really been turning heads tonight." "Suzie, did you see Tommie tonight? He sure is showing a lot of DICK NECK... I'm practically running down my leg!

by Kremsley Furgleberger November 29, 2010

monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006

raw dick

A penis without a condom; engaging in sexual acts without using protection.

She fucked my raw dick last night.

Hope she's on birth control bro.

Yeah...she is... it's just the herpes I'm worried about...

by Camille Johnson June 15, 2012

Dick foo

Phrase used as a filler started as a joke and became frequently used by various young people.

Phrase originally started in Azusa, CA by crew of good friends and dispersed throughout the world!!!

Boy A : Soo guess what I did this past weekend, or should I say who I did?

Boy B : Dick foo! Calm down was it that one gay dude following you around? hahaha

Boy A: Dick foo....

by Mitosissss September 20, 2010