ticks all the boxes

a girl that is very attractive and isn't too crazy, has the potential to cook and clean and raise a family

wow that chef is hot, she ticks all the boxes

by snorlax55 April 27, 2015

your mom's box

Something that you must never never look at touch or smell. Also something that you tell your friends to go eat.

Hey go eat your mom's box.

by not poor January 21, 2003

Two Box Lunch

Sexual position where two female partners are performing oral sex on each other at the same time.

I walked in on my girlfriend and her roommate having a two box lunch.

by Paranoid99 November 18, 2008

Move your boxes

Minecraft slang for move your butt.
In Minecraft, you're made of boxes.
Therefore, comes the term "Move your boxes!"

"Move your boxes Steve!"
"Hold your piggies Charlee!!!!"

by XxPenguinxX December 30, 2013

Box Seat Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

by supergenious July 20, 2009

Hillbilly Boom Box

When a man of poor taste, carries a 30 pack of Busch Light, or lesser quality beer, on his shoulder like a stereotypical 1980's rapper/break dancer.

Hey yall, did you see Bobby Joe walking back to his double-wide with a hillbilly boom box? Must be time for him to bust up his sister's undercarriage.

by John Granitz January 11, 2012

snatch box toy

A womens sex toy, such as a dildo, snatch box means a womens genitalia, then toy as in sex toy.

Veronica keeps a snatch box toy in her bedside cabinet

by pseudonymqwerty12345 February 06, 2009