porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

Beans

Human beans. Because they are small.

"I HATES WATER , I YEETS ONLY BEANS"

by 479wolfgang March 14, 2023

Beans & Cornbread

means had a fight

Back in da day Jay beans & Cornbread wit Joe.

by Allahatopia November 23, 2018

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Bean Chute

In female anatomy, the hood of the clitoris — or the clitoral hood — is the fold of skin that surrounds the head of the clitoris. It protects the sensitive clitoris from friction or rubbing

You're as bout useful as a bean chute

by Bobby Buttz February 4, 2022

granny beans

the coolest fucking grandmother around

yo dont dont talk shit to granny beans

by Gdjzjejejjejejejd February 21, 2017

Bean

A bean is a person who is very attractive

“Omg, Tiffany. Look at that bean over there”
“Ah, Jennifer don’t say that. But your right, he is a straight up bean”

by I look like a banana February 19, 2019