TheGenerals Kiss

The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.

"I took a huge crap and got TheGenerals Kiss in return."

by ζαχαρίας March 29, 2022

Kiss your homies day

November first you can kiss the homies and it won’t be gay

Bro: you it’s nov 1st

Other bro: so

Bro:It’s kiss your homies day

by Dagger4 November 1, 2023

sneak attack kiss

When being kissed by surprise in a non-terrifying way but in a romantic way.

“Jennifer didn’t want to kiss me in front of everybody so instead i used the sneak attack kiss method. She loved it”

by daddy.daniel December 9, 2017

National Kiss Flux Day

On the day of January 9th
Everyone shall kiss flux

" Hey bro guess what" " hm?" "It's National Kiss Flux Day"

by ApolloArcticFox January 9, 2023

Spike Hammond kiss fm

The afternoon presenter on kiss fm here in algarve portugal. Only got the show when Frankie Shanley left after being bullied by the breakfast presenter Simon frater. Coincidentally , spike hammond is Simons best friend and been doing a free show on kiss for 8 years. He got jealous over frankie. No one listens anymore to kiss over them and court is pending. Watch this space and ignore the nonsense they post on social media to distract from whats really going on.

I listen to spike hammond kiss fm

by dianakanturk44 December 3, 2021

Potty kiss

When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall

Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.

by JWW302 October 31, 2023

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018