dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X August 22, 2008

Dirty Cedric

when you record yourself tasing your genitals and send it to everyone you know including family

“What did you do lastnight Brad?”

“Oh I had some pizza and did a real nice Dirty Cedric before going to sleep. Didn’t you get my video?”

by birdshitt_ April 17, 2020

Dirty Ruiz

When a man is reciving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm, and spits it out her mouth.

"Alga almost choked when Yeremy gave her a Dirty Ruiz."

by M.J.S. April 29, 2006

Dirty Audrey

When a girl sticks her tongue on top of a man’s dickhole as he’s cumming.

Damn, that girl did a Dirty Audrey to me and now I’m backed up.

by Bruhhhahahaha April 15, 2020

Dirty Melody

When you use a weed pipe to masturbate and pack a bowl to smoke with your friends without telling them.

I knew that smelled weird, I think she just did a dirty melody with it.

by KatyaVulture July 13, 2019

dirty freya

A dirty Freya is a when a guy (or girl) is seduced by a female wearing a short, tight skirt, or very ripped skinny jeans and lingerie for a top. She will then lead him into the bathroom and get off to him drowning in the toilet water, she forced him to swallow.

E.g. did you hear what happened to Kyle? Yeah, he got done by a dirty Freya

by Sad whore April 19, 2020

Dirty Christy

The act of doing sexual things because it's fun.

She pulled a dirty Christy with him 3 times a day because that's just what the two of them like.

by DirtyBabe April 3, 2020