IKEA that bitch

When you want to have a whole furniture store of "one night stands" with a gentleman or lady friend.

I don't just want to have a one night stand with Jim, I want to IKEA that bitch.

by cozytime April 20, 2016

curb the bitch

A phrase that will be spoken to a person/group of people if thier friend/partner/spouse is talking/causing shit. This is the equivelant to a final chance or final warning before the person/group of people will retaliate with as much or more shit. This could also lead to violence.

This is normally directed towards women

Also can be curb your bitchcurb that bitch

Curb the bitch before she gets hurt

by Shrek In A Bath April 28, 2016

Bitch Lag

The time span in a woman's cycle between the point where she is actually a bitch and the point she realizes that she is a bitch.

I'm currently in the dog house until Lleona realizes bitch lag has passed.

by SkankyClam August 19, 2016

bitch jimmy

Short hairy person with a mane made of pubic hair. Also known as dwarf. Also has shitty attitude, is lazy, and is possibly the gayest thing alive and usually has an obese mother.

That bitch Jimmy over there can kiester four apples
The bitch Jimmy says, "fuck you kain"

by Half bean July 14, 2016

Distorted bitch

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..

I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Bitch Nigga

A nigga who act like a bitch

"Aye, their that bitch Nigga DeAndre let's fuck that bitch Nigga up".

by Real mothafucka February 11, 2018

bitch-toilet

A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.

"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.

by Fuzzster January 14, 2017