Alex

Has a problem with the color grey

Shrek: Do you like my shirt

Alex: EW NO ITS GRAY

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Alex

Alex is the definition of perfect!!!

Alex is amazing

Who’s Alex

The definition of perfect

by Dylanluvsalex July 8, 2021

Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Alex (she’s taken)

The best Alex ever don’t even think about saying “oh my Alex is better” cuz that’s cap cuz my Alex is the best Alex. Mines hotter, smarter, funnier just better. Sorry kids (not really).

Boy 1: did u see Alex (she’s taken) she’s really hot.
Boy 2: ye but don’t bother (she’s taken).

by Wyatt (oofergang) March 24, 2021

gay twink alex

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.

Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?

by JenniferCroint March 10, 2024

Alex Vazquez

The biggest dick man i’m talking he has to hang it over his soldier and he is very sexy and needs a big booty latina in his life

Whoa look at Alex Vazquez with his big meat.

by Imortalz.net fans aka everyone November 19, 2023

Alex Cowley

It is a type of person that is not actually that fat, but seems to be because of his posture, actions and words
A rare word that can be used as a noun, verb and adjective

Noun: Fuck me, the whale is nearly the size of Alex Cowley
Verb: Oooh, Crawsh is being cowleyd rn
Adjective: The seal is really Cowley

by Radley insider January 26, 2020