Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.

*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!

by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020

Rule 81

"If it exist, AI can replicate it."

'Ei'ght sounds like an A and 1 looks similar to I. Combined, it's read AI. Invented since OpenAI made an AI that could terryfyingly turn any picture into an accurate artstyle of Ghibli Studio or any other cartoon.

Simply, this is just another way of saying "Your art skill is useless, AI could already do your job".

"I was planning to go to art school."
"Ever heard of Rule 81?"

by dognameddestroyer March 29, 2025

golden rule

The golden rule is great. It happens at least 1000 times a week. Like when you get the legendary you want on clash royale, your dick grows an inch or you have the best shower ever.

I love the golden rule

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021

Ruled

Being ruled by everyone

Ruled

by Dopp shotta March 4, 2022

road rules

shut up else I'll run you down with my truck bitch

by SHUT THE FUCK UP! July 24, 2003

DH111's Rule 17b

If a person were to exist, this person would know this rule in due course, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. And then it passes through generations until eventually it gets forgotten and discarded.

Father: Hey, have you read DH111's Rule 17b yet?
Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
Father: Do you wish not to be happy, knowing DH111 is protecting you?!
Jimmy: Okay, okay! Jeez...

by DH111 June 25, 2024

The rule of the 70’s gremlin

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.

Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.

by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025