my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

The Rule of Black & White

A rule stating that characters that contain the colors Black & White side by side are direct references to Ephless

“Hey, I have a new character I made with black and white hair”

“You know the rule of black & white, it’s ephless.”

by Ephless July 25, 2024

L rule

The shorter a guy is from top to toe, the longer he will be from tip to balls.

So you either you have your longer side in your height or in your dick.

Bob: "Damn, how can Mario find so many hotties to fuck when he's poor, ugly and barely 170 cm/5.5 ft?"
John:"L rule bro"

by Revery December 18, 2024

Rules

A set of instructions to make you bored

The rules are stupid

by Wink77 May 18, 2023

Kaiman Rule

The Rule on the Internet that states that original artists are allowed to post their work (one per artist) to anyone complaining about a “lack of originality in art these days”. Named after Redd Kaiman who used this tactic to promote Antimatter Penguin.

I complained about the new music come out, and some dude posted his mixtape. I listened to it for one minute, cause of the Kaiman Rule.

by PsySlop June 8, 2025

Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.

“I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10

by Rxyy2x September 7, 2021

rule 43C

if anything or anyone exists, no matter if real or fictional, there will be a goanimate version or a grounded video out of it.

inspired from "43 chars"

I'm gonna make a grounded video out of my teacher, because Rule 43C. I hate him anyway.

by PorcupineCanadian June 10, 2018