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John Ryan 

Noun

a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
John Ryan by karmaxxx May 17, 2022
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John Lennon 

Kill john Lennon!
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John Serna 

You might have seen his (John Serna) face before, however no real backstory has yet been given to that exact image. So it is known why it is a thing.
"Who is John Serna? Do you know what that is?"
John Serna by MrWaltenson June 7, 2022

John McCann Roll 

This is the act rolling into a strip club for style in order to get the attention of not only the stripper but the other patrons in the fine establishment.
Guy 1: “Yo, what that chubby kid doin”
Guy 2: “He doin the John McCann Roll into that titty bar”

John in a thong 

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”
John in a thong by Daze1997 June 9, 2022

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world
"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"