a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
JohnRyan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
This is the act rolling into a strip club for style in order to get the attention of not only the stripper but the other patrons in the fine establishment.
Guy 1: “Yo, what that chubby kid doin”
Guy 2: “He doin the John McCann Roll into that titty bar”
the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world
"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"