Two-handed Indian Twist

Grabbing your dick with both hands, one on the head and one on the shaft. Pull your penis out and twist towards the other side. IE Your right hand twists left, vice versa. Do this with a partners or alone.

Guy 1: Bro, my girl did the Two-handed indian twist on me yesterday and now I have to go see a "urologist" or some shit.

by AwwM8SickKunt October 20, 2017

DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome

The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)

This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.

by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012

cotton picking hands

A racist slur for a thief that's directed towards a black individual or meant to insult someone as such.

Get your cotton picking hands off of that TV, boy!

by Mark Alfano July 3, 2015

hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008

oooh, sucka got it handed

a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know what you're doing and they obviously don't

{S-Snake hits J-Hawk with 3 green shells}

Oooh, sucka got it handed.

by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004

over the pants hand job

Ita pretty self explanitory.

The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.

I gave Alex an over the pants hand job last night, he needed new boxers when I was done.

by Courtney Dawn June 18, 2014

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016