Cat-o-clock

1)When you're woken up by your cat. Usually when they're hungry or want something from you.
2)Waking up based on when your cat wants you to.

"My bedroom door has been open the past few weeks, so I was woken up at cat-o-clock."
"Who needs an alarm clock when you've got cats? They'll have you up at cat-o-clock."
"I wish I could get my cats to feed themselves, waking up everyday at cat-o-clock is hard!"

by keetsy November 4, 2021

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

by arb05002 October 16, 2011

Emotional Cat Mail

Blackmail - Bribery

Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage

by Towlie00 December 8, 2018

lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.

"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."

by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018

kitty cat fever

The intoxicating effect brought on by the mystique and wonder of the personalities, movements, behaviors and attributes of the common house cat.

Ryan: Hey we’re all headed out for drinks tonight, are you down?

Brad: Sorry my guy, my cats asleep on my lap and every time I move he’s stretchin’ out his lil’ feets. I just can’t get up, I’ve got a serious case of kitty cat fever.

Ryan: What?

by ol nigga jim February 4, 2019

cool cat bob

cool cat bob is the holy figure that ended bobby 's(bobby bot for short) life with one blow and stopped thanos because thanos is allergic to cool cats . you are smelly

cool cat bob will kill you on fortnite

by not bobby ;) February 11, 2019

Matrix and Cat Gifs

Something that Urban Dictionary loves.

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by subway572572 October 8, 2023