Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021

Piss Chillin

The feeling of ultimate relaxation akin to the sensation one experiences when taking a long piss.

Damn, Mike looks like he is so comfortable on the couch. “Yeah man he is Piss Chillin”

by VontheDeliClerk March 6, 2023

Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear

Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

Piss

Keystone Light or Natural Light, cheap beer outside of Busch, usually consumed by the mentally ill, frat boys, and homosexuals

Hey buddy let's go get a 30 pack of piss and have sex tonight.

by smalldick96 June 24, 2016

Rest In Piss

If God is real he's roasting in he'll forever Sam.

Hym "Another day. Another dead shit-lib. Rest in Piss Michael Brookes."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

slab of piss

Partaking in a glass of alcohol

Ayo buddy wanna grab a slab of piss before work?

by LilScooter March 1, 2024