May 11

National Throat Fuck Day

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

This is May 3rd All Over Again

In a reference to Mike Morgan's famous saying, "This is May 3rd All Over Again."

It usually means that something bad is or has happened.

>Teacher: gives a pop quiz
>Student: This is May 3rd All Over Again!

>Something bad happens
>This is May 3rd all over again

by HM01 May 3, 2025

22nd may

A dang where all rakderrs are born

Oh man that dude is born in 22nd may his dick must be large

by masterofwords6942069 November 21, 2021

May 15th

National booty pic day

Hey it’s May 15th national booty pic day, did you get one today?

by Ass_sniffler3 May 14, 2025

Cape May

Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May

Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May

by dildoschwagginz69420 August 6, 2022

May 28th

National flash your Bf day, please him 😇

"it's may 28th, time to flash me"

by misredemption May 28, 2025

Emma-may

Emma-may a sight for sore eyes , and her eyes the colour of a cold dead body . Her teeny toes are endless fun to fiddle with . Her breasts are so breasty you will not find a girl with such a juicy rack . Her hair is so long and voluminous, brown, the colour of a turd , with a razzle dazzle of sweetcorn.

Oliver: who’s that batty gyal with them big ass titties ? Mark: oh your defo talking Emma-may , I ain’t never seen such jucy calcium cannons before.

by Bimbish May 1, 2024