Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023

Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned

Well how John spread the beans last night

by anonymous August 28, 2023

Mr Bean

The most powerful fictional villain who does not give an absolute fuck about humanity

"Bro Mr Bean just attacked me so hard from behind"

by MrBeanishot August 29, 2023

Bean heartbeat

When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused

“When he touched my thigh It gave me a Bean heartbeat”

by Slicklick$ August 31, 2023

Beans

The nubs on an animal paw/foot, gusually used when talking about fursuits.

Person 1: Woahh, look at em’ beans!!

Person 2 (wearing fursuit paws) I know, right?? My maker is so good at making these things!

by br15k September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea”

This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023