August 1

National "Let your friend dick you down and give you the most diabolical extreme backshots ever" day!!

"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"

"yeah okay why?"

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little does he know.. its August 1..

by ObviiiiAL August 1, 2025

Number 1 Yoshihide Hater

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Number 1 Yoshihide Hater

by Wild Destroyer August 4, 2025

1 dollar

And if I spend $1 how much money do I have?

Hym "It would equal 0. And if I can't spend the 1 dollar then I haven't been paid. That is not 'A value of X the cannot equal 0 no matter how much I spend' for that reason. I either haven't been paid the dollar.' This constitutes 'Un-paying' and is intended to circumvent the terms of service and is, therefore, in violation of the Imaginary Caveat Clause. You know I'm going to execute that fuckimg cripple, right?"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

1

it is the first number

i have 1 dog. :)

by World Government August 17, 2025

1-800 cars for kids

A typo of "1-800 Kars for Kids", a Jewish organization that took donations of cars to fund raise for youth, but concealed that the money would only benefit hasidic jewish children.

"I donated my old car to 1-800 Cars for Kids"
"Bro that only helps Jewish children"

by Rev39 August 21, 2025

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

nothing headphones (1)

One of the better Bluetooth headphones on the market at the moment especially for their price, have better anc than even the AirPods Max (I swear), aux in and up to 60 hours of battery life, 35 hours with anc on.

the nothing headphones (1) are better than the AirPods Max, sony wh 1000 xm6s and whatever other flagship Bluetooth headphones that are around.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 29, 2025