Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
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He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
by The start July 12, 2022
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