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Barf on Toast

A description of something that is GAWD_AWFUL & Vomit Inducing.
"Did you see that real ugly PINK Polka Dot dress hanging on the rack at Holts?? Who'd buy it? It's utterly Barf on Toast!"
by WitchyPOO April 7, 2004
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Beef On Toast

A Food that means Confidence and Spirituality For Musicians. Some Musicians MUST have it before their gigs.
Holland Fight Zoo, A band That Demands It.

" We need Beef On Toast, Or we Cant Play. It Limits our Creativity."
by FUNGMAN SHU April 6, 2007
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[brave little toaster]

While hitting it from behind (doggy-style sex), having your girl stick a fork in an electrical outlet.
After dinner, Bill and Jane brought the spark back to their marriage by utilizing the brave little toaster.
by T. LaQueefa Jones January 18, 2008
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beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth

A phrase comprised of many key elements, partly observed from the passing noise emanating from sub-woofer car audio systems (beastie-toasty, beastie-toasty). Unique to a small group indigenous to Birkenhead, sometimes found loitering in Nottingham
"Dude, this weekend is going to be totally beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth cool"
by Big Tom Rawlings June 23, 2008
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soak the toad

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011
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Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011
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Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012
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