Making pepperoni sauce

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.

I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.

Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.

by The_Ariest August 30, 2013

hitting the sauce

N.B. not to be confused with a sauce hitter, a noun and related term

verb: being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline, without knowing much about said discipline

boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: how dare you Victor? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue hitting the sauce like that, our relationship will start to hit the fan itself, and I'll kick you out of this house. I won't stand for it to have a pundit sauce hitter in my house.

by Sexydimma September 15, 2013

Johnson's Johnson Sauce

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!

Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off

by Thedude78 September 20, 2013

Chocolate Raspberry Sauce

The concoction of menstruation blood and liquefied poop, though still the normal brownish color, that combines in the bowl of a toilet when a woman drops a deuce.

Sara, why didn't you flush the chocolate raspberry sauce from last night?

by SloppyJoe93 October 22, 2015

South Florida sauce pan

While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.

Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.

by Suck my Whole Kevin November 2, 2015

Fries in the sauce

When a dude goes five fingers in on that pussy and she on her period (red sauce)

Chick is freaky yo she likes them fries in the sauce

by Maieliz143 March 20, 2016

texas booty sauce

The mess you have to clean off your toilet after a terrible Mexican dinner.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that toilet? Its covered in some major texas booty sauce.

Guy 2: yeah man, who ever did that must have had some bad Mexican food

by Deathbybacon April 7, 2016