Lill P

The Guy that been dropped as a kid. Totally stupid F in all subjects. Playing video games like Ark and minecraft.

Person: Ey look at that guy he thinks he can eat stones. Person.2: Such an Lill P

by Isak Forsberg May 5, 2017

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Get the Lill Pmug.

pushing p

when you have peepee problems and the pee wont all come out so you kinda have to push it out like when u poop

rebecca: “what is taking merianna so long on the toilet”
linda: “shes pushing p she has a bladder problem please dont make fun of her”

by hoppybird6 March 4, 2022

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S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

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