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smoking mom  

a mother who has a stressful job and she needs to kick back and smoke a ciggerate or two,
smoking mom goes out for a smoke break after 2 hours of changing diapers, feeding kids, cleaning up puke, hardly no sleep and 3 hours of screaming babys all under the age of 4 yrs old
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your mom 

a phrase small children often say because they think its funny.
Little Timmy responded to Ms.Wingnut's question by saying "your mom" and the entire 3rd grade class laughed their immature asses off"
your mom by LATERALUS October 9, 2004

your mom 

A fat fucking bitch that nobody likes so they make fun of her.
Andrew: What are you doing right now?
Ashley: YOUR MOM, WHORE.
your mom by Ashleys Lover December 28, 2005

Soccer mom

A woman who has and or enjoys receiving a foot in her vagina is a soccer mom.
She took all five toes and then some what a soccer mom!

your mom is like a taxi 

Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u

Kleins Mom

to have a 7-2 off suit in Texas Hold'em
I had to play, I had Kleins mom
Kleins Mom by mike April 25, 2004