Beans

The nubs on an animal paw/foot, gusually used when talking about fursuits.

Person 1: Woahh, look at em’ beans!!

Person 2 (wearing fursuit paws) I know, right?? My maker is so good at making these things!

by br15k September 02, 2023

Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.

Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?

by human toaster oven February 10, 2021

Bean

a persons head in a video game

Dude I’m gonna shoot you right in the bean

by Poop boyfriend November 30, 2020

Bean

A guy who never gets enough credit for something he helped with.

In that science project I guess I was a Bean.

by 18328u98u9348u009 March 02, 2017

Beans

Also known as Colin, is usually a red-head that all the ladies fall for. If you are looking for a date this is the man to go to. He is stronger then Chuck Norris and is best friends with the one and only Jesus Christ. If you have any questions about grammar don’t ask Beans, he’s a math type of dude.

Girl 1: Man this math homework is pretty hard
Jesus Christ: you should ask Beans
Girl 1: you mean the hot guy with red hair
Girl 2: what if I need help on grammar, Will he help?
Jesus Christ: Hell na sista!!!!!!

by Singlepringlebeans April 09, 2019

Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

by MARGRET MARY July 11, 2017

Bean

A bean = $1 million

Tommy got 5 beans for that recording contract

by crazyFan February 20, 2022