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Can we anal and I put me ding dong in you poo poo hole?
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On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025
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missionary anal

when you stick your big ah veiny ah dih inside of the chocolate starfish, then proceed to queef out the asshole
damn trey, i just took a huge ass shit. you wanna fuck me missionary and then stick it in my ass in the missionary anal position to fingerpaint the sheets with my shit.
by 669cherrybombTK September 3, 2025
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Anal Rapage

The act of rape, via the anus.
Usually deployed as a euphemism for anal rape but is largely ineffective due to the similarity of the two terms.
Yet another victim of anal rapage...
Watch out, I heard he was convicted of anal rapage.
Don't go down there at night unless you're looking for some anal rapage.
Anymore shit and I'll give you some anal rapage!
by KoiB0i September 14, 2025
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Anal Wake

Girlfriend: Im awake.
Boyfriend: Do you want anal wake?
by ohnomyroofleaking September 18, 2025
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Anal-World-Ender

When you store an explosive device up your rectal cavity, that when deployed will end the word.
"Jarvis, deploy the Anal-World-Ender"
by Brotha Brad September 27, 2025
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Anal Breaker

The excruciating pain of having something destroy your anus.
Man after I got home from work I took a real anal breaker.
by Mysterious wanderer October 4, 2025
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