Alex is a goofball who is afraid of touching his eyes. He is always in denial about needing glasses, despite squinting at everything from afar. His friends joke that he's afraid his fingers will poke his eyeballs out, but Alex just laughs nervously and insists he has perfect vision. Yet, everyone secretly knows he's due for an eye check-up sooner rather than later.
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by dex112233 March 22, 2024
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This dude is your average Hispanic Emo 🖤 loves saying the N word, And tbh is somewhat the popular kid :/
This dude is your average Hispanic Emo 🖤 loves saying the N word, And tbh is somewhat the popular kid :/
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This dude is your average Hispanic Emo 🖤 loves saying the N word, And tbh is somewhat the popular kid :/
This dude is your average Hispanic Emo 🖤 loves saying the N word, And tbh is somewhat the popular kid :/
by It’s 3 in the morning July 18, 2022
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