smotin'-stick

Bastardisation of "smitting stick", any long heavy wooden object used to handheld weapon usually smash to face of an enemy.

The traditional Irish game of hurling (similar to hockey) uses modified "smotin' sticks" to hit a small leather ball. The existance of this game indecates the popularity of "smotin' sticks" in gaelic Ireland.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

fish stick finger lady

A lady who’s fingers smell like fish sticks because she’s a lesbian who plays to much

Oo joses girl is a fish stick finger lady

by Fish stick finger lady October 14, 2018

stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

Schizo Stick

A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.

Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?

Or

Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.

by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015

Meat stick

A meat stick is a stick of meat that one eats occasionally as a leisure snack or a workout snack.

Paige sat down at her lunch table and pulled out her meat stick, while the others watched in awe.

by Hot chato April 9, 2019

Bitch Stick

(Adjective) To describe those who be bitching, and sticcccin. Also used as a derogatory term when pissed off in Modern Warfare.

John: "Dawg you good?"
Carltonian: "Yeah, Patricia is just being a bitch stick right now"
John: "Word"

by Imakewordsnthings March 10, 2020

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025