Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary Editors 

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
Urban Dictionary Editors mug front
Get the Urban Dictionary Editors mug.
See more merch

urban dictionary guidelines

βœ…
Write for a large audience. When defining a word, make sure to provide enough context for other people to understand what it means and how it’s typically used. Need a little help? Look to our Word of the Day for some examples.

Be creative. Some of the best definitions on Urban Dictionary find humorous ways to poke fun at authority, or put a clever twist on current events. Some of them are just straight up weird. We’re okay with that.

Have fun. We are not a traditional dictionary. This is a place where language has a little more space to be explored and constructed freely, in the moment.

πŸ›‘
Don’t post personal information. That includes obvious things like last names and addresses, but we will also remove definitions containing first names or user handles if they can be used to identify and target specific individuals for harassment.

Don’t be an asshole. We are okay with people defining offensive words. After all, people use offensive words in the real world and a resource for understanding what those words mean can be valuable. However, we are notβ€”and never will beβ€”okay with people using a definition to harass, discriminate, and/or directly incite violence against others.

If you notice anything on Urban Dictionary that you believe falls outside of these guidelines, please flag it for review.
do people even follow the urban dictionary guidelines

Urban Dictionary is poo poo 

Hey bob, don't use urban dictionary to define things cuz urban dictionary is poo poo

Urban Dictionary Editors 

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails
Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*

Urban dictionary Reviewers 

They literally block random things that are super funny. they are stupid pants poopy poopy.
Urban dictionary reviewers ruined my life.

Urban Dictionary is busy right now. 

Something UD says when you type in β–₯
Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

URBAN DICTIONARY DROPLETS

It is when a definition at one time was permitted to be allowed in URBAN DICTIONARY.
Unfortunately THE THIRD HAND, FUCK THIRSTY, AND ELVEENS amongst others not given here are URBAN DICTIONARY DROPLETS at this time now.