Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
by 2nd amendment is bae June 08, 2022
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Fag taco

Jenny was being a real bitch. So I kicked her right in the fag taco.
by Otherbrotherguy May 21, 2023
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Seasoned taco

A badly diseased vagina with STDs that include guaneruia, and herpes,climitia, vaginitis; physifilis
Hey look at that slut!
Yeah ,, I heard she had a seasoned taco
by Somebodyouknow June 10, 2021
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Taco bell buffet

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.
"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"
by Admvd7 August 24, 2021
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Mexican Taco

Putting cheese, lettuce, and meat in between a females ass cheeks and then eating her ass.
Person 1: dude me and my girl did the Mexican Taco last week.
Person 2: Bro that's a waste of food.
by MexicanTrump February 03, 2021
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Taco Shale

The explosive, rancid, putrid, and awful smelling fart that occurs after consuming Taco Bell.
Guy 1: Farts
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."
by McHesp August 01, 2020
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Hot Sexy Taco

A sex act when partners eat tacos off of partners privates and body.
Jared and I had a hot sexy taco last night?!
by ChikiBriki69 November 16, 2018
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