Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).

Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”

by CloakMaster June 14, 2018

Douche Canoe

Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."

"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."

by G-Dale November 26, 2017

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

Douche Nougat

Defined literally as brown fungus found in douchebags, it comparatively describes the upper-echalon of douchebags.

Sarah, stop being a pile of douche nougat, just because you became a vegetarian yesterday.

by Blockinlick May 2, 2018

Douche Bag

A man who is douchey

"Look at Zach he is a douchebag"

zach is a douche bag

by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010

douche canoe

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined

"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."

by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023

douche nozzle

A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.

Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.

by larryu July 19, 2016