Dick Jam

When your doing the dirty and it slips into your booty hole and jams you

I hate it when the butt hurts the next day from getting dick jammed.

When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole

by Curlynanner May 23, 2018

watermelon dick

That really fat cock that small nerdy girls seem to go crazy for.

Evee couldn't stop thinking about Tom's watermelon dick.
After fucking Tom's watermelon dick, evee didn't walk straight for a week

by Tommickdic April 1, 2017

dick king

Someone who is the king/queen of sucking dick

You are the dick king.

by mot6032 March 8, 2017

dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

Damp Dick

When you didn't take a shower so you go wash up your dick to get a BJ, you don't dry it and its still a little wet.

"Babe, I washed up, it's good"

"Aw Hell nah, you got damp dick nasty ass"

by Sonny Black976 June 19, 2013

Dumbbell Dick

When you jack off really hard that your tip of your dick looks abnormally huge.

Damn, look at Sami! He has a dumbbell dick! Haha!

by xD4k June 27, 2016

Dick Cheney

Former vice-president. His favorite game is duck-duck face.

"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might shoot you in the face."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010