Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,

Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”

by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023

Wet Hawaiian

When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina

My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.

by Bluebeard1245 October 11, 2020

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

Wet

KMJ’s wife

Person 1:Is water wet?
KMJ: My wife makes me wet
Person 1: So your wife is water? daaamn

by Summalummadingdong March 11, 2024

Wet Gobbler

When you eat a girls pussy+big ass from the back while she is super wet.

I gave Hannah a wet gobbler last night, she’s a wet one!

by Urban_di!ck7788 September 20, 2020

Willy Wet Dicky

The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.

I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.

by Codeine Kids Next Door June 13, 2016

Wet Crumpet

A Crumpet soaked in Tea

Man i love Wet Crumpets for Breakfast

by Spilled April 28, 2019