Something that your stupid fucking piece of shit dog chews on every hEcKInG day because they have nothing else to do in their life other than constantly chewing on that nasty ass dog bone for 38 hours. Most of the time you're probably stepping on them because you're an uncoordinated bastard that doesn't know where the fuck he always steps.
It is also something that most dogs FUCKING EAT, because they honestly don't have any other shit to eat besides Sheep Liver and pieces of Rat shit. (aka purina chicken & rice formula)
It is also something that most dogs FUCKING EAT, because they honestly don't have any other shit to eat besides Sheep Liver and pieces of Rat shit. (aka purina chicken & rice formula)
Shit! I just stepped on my dogs slobbery, hard and fucking disgusting piece of my dogs bone(r).
My feet are now permanently disabled.
Why are there so many dog bones buried in my backyard? Wait, these aren't dog bones...
My feet are now permanently disabled.
Why are there so many dog bones buried in my backyard? Wait, these aren't dog bones...
by Hecking Degenerate December 5, 2019
Get the Dog Bonemug. To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.
"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."
by PeeBee February 12, 2004
Get the Doing the dogmug. Ottawa Valley slang. When one sticks a frozen hot dog into one's vaginal recesses. It is kind of like a dildo, or a diller. However, it is smaller, and more dangerous due to the fact that a piece could easily fall off and subsequently become cunt junk. Therefore, it should only be used by professionals.
by GWN May 4, 2007
Get the flop dogmug. When you have to take a crap and your trying to hold it but it slips out a little like a prarie dog out its hole
by Caprisha June 22, 2007
Get the Prarie Dog mug. North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first
That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!
by A REAL Cugine April 22, 2008
Get the Salty Dogmug. Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.
by Your Mom April 23, 2005
Get the walk the dogmug. 