cold/wet

(n) A reference to a clucky with a coat that is cold and wet. (See clucky, point-head, warm/dry)

The cold/wet ran in the rain.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Wet burrito

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

Wet Billy

To orally lubricate one's own finger with saliva and insert into another person's anus. Similar to a Wet Willy, but in the B-hole.

Rob gave Scott a Wet Billy.

by MTOny March 9, 2021

WeT HiP

We Try Hard in Pubs

"Payne tries hard in pubs, he is a WeT HiP"

by Appetite March 29, 2008

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021