last kick at the cat

A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.

This will be the coach's last kick at the cat to win a championship; he's retiring after this year.

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

Chili Scat Cat

After eating a big bowl of spicy chili, one shats in a female's vagina. This leaves her with a burning pleasant sensation.

Jess: Tom pulled a chili scat cat last night.
Kelly: OMFG. . .lucky!
Jess: I know right.

by slutswanted August 29, 2016

cat-puss skank

a faggot that eats rolling oats instead of cheerios. smells like cat piss and never takes a shower. They also must have a square head or it doesnt count

Gene you cat-puss skank, no yarfin on the couch.

by Ben Ervin March 2, 2007

dead cat chili

Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.

Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!

by MITB September 29, 2006

cats bum hole

a term used to describe a sausage roll? don't no what i mean? turn the son of a bitch round and check out the end of it!

i'll be back in ten minuits love am just nippin down to burneys for a cats bum hole.

by shlongus the pillager July 1, 2008

Holy Cat-hair

An expression of emotion, usually when something light-heartedly upsetting is happening.

Also, "holy cat-hair, man" may be used when desired.

1) Joe goes to the refrigerator for some milk. He finds an empty carton. He says "Holy Cat-hair, who drank all the milk?!?"

2) Susie and Jane meet for a movie. They find they are wearing the same outfit! They say to each other, "Holy cat-hair man, you're wearing my outfit!!?!"

by AmberRoseJr March 31, 2009

cat random sprint

Does your cat run at an enormously fast speed and bounce off of the couch? No need to fear. Your cat, who can run up to 31 miles per hour, is just exercising! Most house cats have an extreme amount of energy that gets pent up and needs to be released. If you're not regularly exercising your kitty, you may want to start "playing" or walking him to avoid random sprints through the house.

the cat random sprint.

by pussy cat December 2, 2016