The Ketchup Rule

You gotta lick all the ketchup

ketchup rule boy

The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it

by ThaBoy22 September 19, 2019

The Catch Rule

The official NFL rule that continues to fuck up teams chances at winning a game because on what seemed as a obvious catch to anyone who can think logically, is either overturned or ruled incomplete by the officials, usually ruining a teams chance to win a game entirely.

They overturned that obvious touchdown because the refs said he didn't fuffill the criteria of making a "catch" b cause that's what the catch rule says.

by Bog jumper December 24, 2017

Rule of 2

If you do the same minorly flirtatious act to two girls, it doesn't seem like your obviously down bad

I used the Rule of 2 yesterday, she had no idea I like her.

by Ransit ilan November 7, 2023

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

Seven Minute Rule

The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.

It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.

With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world

"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"

by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

3ft rule

When playing golf, if a player’s ball is within 3 feet of the hole and another player’s ball makes contact, then the player whose ball was within 3ft gets an automatic par for the hole.

Matt was facing a triple bogey on hole twelve so he invoked the “3ft rule”.

by Nate doggy88 November 9, 2023