Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text

A text to the wrong person or containing subject matter that was not intended for the respective audience.

I sent an invitation for a date to my baby momma instead of my boo. I thought I was asking my boo about going to Applebees to get that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake and then I realized it was the baby momma and immediately realized I sent the wrong text to the wrong person and wrote Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text. She knew what I did and asked for the child support money.

by foxarpa January 18, 2022

[good guy], [bad girl]

A type of couple that tends to be either a lovely power couple or a couple with a toxic, dysfunctional relationship. One of the things that prove that usually opposites attract

Good guy: Do you know that cliché about the opposites and shit?
Guy2: Yeah bro why u ask?
Good guy: dude I think I'm falling for Tanisha
Guy2: well, good guy, bad girl, they're either a perfect or an horrible pair.

by 20comer100saberes December 9, 2018

Theon, you’re a good man

An expression you can say to someone when, after having a past of being a douchebag, they do something incredibly heroic

Theon, you’re a good man

by Dougtherug September 19, 2019

Good Morning & God Bless

Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".

Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)

by AhegoMan May 22, 2018

Good News Goats

The opposite of Bad News Bears. When something extremely good has happened or is about to happen.

Monica Lewinski has invited me round for Cigars and Coffee. This is Good News Goats.

by KappaTango July 6, 2011

Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad

A satirical twist on the popularized phrase "Fortnite bad Minecraft good"

It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"

Me: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021

Your money's no good here!

This phrase is not a way of indicating that the listener has the wrong currency for use in payment. It can be used in at least two ways. First, with a negative intent, as a way of refusing service, preemptively, to a person who wishes to buy something. This usage is intended to get rid of or threaten the listener. Conversely, the second usage is a bit of Mafia bravado as a way of paying the bill at a restaurant, or some other establishment as a way of impressing the listener or putting the listener in the speaker's debt. In this case, the exchange is stereotypically gendered where the speaker is male and the listener is female.

Dawn, I'm talkin' t'you. Your money's no good here!

by tvod December 27, 2016