turd fart

(noun)
a turd fart is a person that does something so unbelievible stupid it seems near impossible

clair why did you send these "sales people" to my house, its a pyrimd sceame! your such a turd fart.

by dutchlucky316 March 10, 2007

donkey farts

When you sexually please a dolphin with a Pringles can.

PETA was protesting Sea World because someone gave Flipper donkey farts.

by Muff Snorkler November 10, 2011

Fart Wedger

A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake

Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.

by Sid Tetley July 19, 2006

Deer Fart

The grotesque smell of a fart that emits the odor of a corpse that has been lying unattended for copious hours as a result of being struck by a large passenger vehicle.

Bobcat: Hey Chip, do you smell that?
Chip: Yeah, what the hell is that?
Bobcat: It couldn't be, could it?
Chip: No way. Actually, wait, I think it is.
Bobcat: Could it be....a deer fart?
Chip: Don't conjure up that phrase unless you mean it.
Bobcat: Hell yes, brother, I believe it's a deer fart.
Chip: Well, I did eat three bags of chili fritos. Not saying that's it, but...
Bobcat: Hell yes brother! A deer fart! By the way, that is putrid man.
Chip: What can I say man? Snakes on a plane...snakes on a plane.

by James & Tubbs, and special guest Switech August 20, 2006

lonesome fart

the lonely cry of a turd

A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"

by taintedcatharsis July 29, 2004

farting cup

a cup that is used when u have to fart. U simply fart in the cup. Its a cup that is passed down through families.

Mom! Wheres the farting cup? i had a lot of beens at lunch!

by katie jaeger December 23, 2005

Fart Sniffer

A person(s) who purchase a 90k campervan, RV or caravan and sit inside all day and all night inhaling each other’s farts. They do not mingle or crack a smile at other campers because they’re too intoxicated by their own farts

Look at those snobby grey nomads, probably sitting in their camper being a bunch of fart sniffers

by Lazarath October 10, 2022