yoga dick

Phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga class so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.

Natalie: Holy shit! Did you see that guy?
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!

by f5snopro February 12, 2010

Weasal Dick

Adj. a name to decribe someone who irritates the hell out of you, or someone who pisses you off.

John is a real weasal dick. That guy is a weasal dick.

by theman1694 April 17, 2010

ninja dicked

Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.

-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!

by JCjenny December 10, 2010

dick bong

A bong in the traditional sense, but modeled and shaped like a dick.

Marvin, get Alex's dick bong out of your mouth!

by Magic Mushroom April 18, 2008

Dick Licorice

Any candy with a foul or unpleasant taste or tastes like the male sex organ.

Ugh, this old people candy tastes like Dick Licorice

by sdh7444 October 21, 2010

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Dick Load

Refers to a large amount of something.

Mate I have a dick load of money.

by C Mitchell March 27, 2009