Sleeper dick

A penis that appears small but grows large when erect. The term sleeper is in reference to a car that appears to be stock and slow looking, but has a powerful engine under the hood

You should totally hook up with him, I heard hes packing.

My friend is in water polo with him and he sees him in the locker room all the time, he said its tiny.

Hes never seen him hard, hes got a sleeper dick.

by PopeyeTheSailorPop21 November 5, 2018

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dick-general

The opposite of a power bottom, a person who performs the penetrative action during sex.

He rocks my world. He's an amazing dick-general.

by Spartacus9 June 17, 2018

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Dick Jam

When your doing the dirty and it slips into your booty hole and jams you

I hate it when the butt hurts the next day from getting dick jammed.

When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole

by Curlynanner May 23, 2018

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Dick large

Like Gay Mark, A gay Idiot that does not know shit and how to live life. A failure and disgrace even to their parents that they needed a trash can.

That Guy is such a Dick large.
Ewww....MOM A DICK LARGE

by Trumpshitzwords May 14, 2019

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Dick-Blind

The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.

I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind

M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.

Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!

Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.

by Epocseer April 7, 2019

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