Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Wet Butter

When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).

Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?

by BigMacaroni January 13, 2020

buttered side up

An expression meaning that everything turned out alright like your toast landing buttered side up.

Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..

Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Dookie-Butter

When something is so shitty it turns into butter.

"Man, work wasn't just awful today, it was complete dookie-butter."

by NaughtyFr0g March 24, 2025

albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.

"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".

by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017

Peanut Butter Smelly

When a male has intercourse with someone in their asshole but their dick is covered in peanut butter. A play on peanut butter jelly.

bro i just got a peanut butter smelly. smelt good lowkey.

by escry February 21, 2024