1.(n) An attractive or sexually appealing buttocks.
2.(n) A person's anus that is especially pleasurable when partaking in anal intercourse.
2.(n) A person's anus that is especially pleasurable when partaking in anal intercourse.
by JohnDillingerMallone July 28, 2009
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by the truth14 January 16, 2011
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by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
Get the Surprise Sex mug.I had a sex dream that I was myself in my bedroom, naked and casually looking through my bookshelf. Suddenly I turn around and Lloyd Simcoe from Flashfoward (much too old for me) was there, horny and angry.
He held my wrists firmly and put a collar on me. I tried to escape, but he wouldn't fasten it until I stopped fighting him.
He sat on the edge of my bed, still holding on to me. I tried to rub my clitoris against the tip of his penis, but he slapped me. Then, he shoved my head down, leading me to kneel on the floor. I stared up nervously at his huge penis, knowing what I would have to do. I traced my tongue around the head, but soon he shoved it down my throat. I couldn't breathe. I sucked and hummed and eventually, he cummed. Then, I felt him slowly go limp, then hard again in my throat. He then tore himself out and, still giving me no way of escape, penetrated me on his hot penis.
He practically forced his way into me, then out, over and over, reverse cowgirl. It was unsatisfying for me, though he kept pushing me to continue until he cummed. He stayed impossibly hard inside me, and whenever I tried to get up he went into me so deeply that it was painful.
He held my wrists firmly and put a collar on me. I tried to escape, but he wouldn't fasten it until I stopped fighting him.
He sat on the edge of my bed, still holding on to me. I tried to rub my clitoris against the tip of his penis, but he slapped me. Then, he shoved my head down, leading me to kneel on the floor. I stared up nervously at his huge penis, knowing what I would have to do. I traced my tongue around the head, but soon he shoved it down my throat. I couldn't breathe. I sucked and hummed and eventually, he cummed. Then, I felt him slowly go limp, then hard again in my throat. He then tore himself out and, still giving me no way of escape, penetrated me on his hot penis.
He practically forced his way into me, then out, over and over, reverse cowgirl. It was unsatisfying for me, though he kept pushing me to continue until he cummed. He stayed impossibly hard inside me, and whenever I tried to get up he went into me so deeply that it was painful.
by GirlOne May 4, 2010
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kid 1: "yo bro you got to bang ms. hammel?"
kid 2: "yea banged her 10 times and got 12 million dollars"
kid 1: "why did you do that?"
kid 2: "cause I am a patriot and thats how you perform the perfect money sex"
kid 1: "god bless america"
kid 2: "yea banged her 10 times and got 12 million dollars"
kid 1: "why did you do that?"
kid 2: "cause I am a patriot and thats how you perform the perfect money sex"
kid 1: "god bless america"
by I dont know who I am, DAD? January 10, 2012
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by lucio January 27, 2017
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During the extremely inappropriate setting to bring up memes, you will both start laughing.
This usually starts a chain of memes to be quoted and talked about during the activity.
Sometimes this can lead to a loss of erection due to your mind thinking about something different.
If your partner is also into memes they will understand your meme obsession and forgive you for lack of performance.
or meme about Viagra ads "one in ten men...."
During the extremely inappropriate setting to bring up memes, you will both start laughing.
This usually starts a chain of memes to be quoted and talked about during the activity.
Sometimes this can lead to a loss of erection due to your mind thinking about something different.
If your partner is also into memes they will understand your meme obsession and forgive you for lack of performance.
or meme about Viagra ads "one in ten men...."
Amy: "Give it to me harder baby!"
Jordan: (Thinking of memes) "Here come Dat boi!!"
Amy: (Laughing) "Wew Lad"
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Jordan: "I think we have just created meme sex"
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Amy: (Laughing) "Wew Lad"
Jordan: "Gibe me de pussy b0ss"
Jordan: "I think we have just created meme sex"
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