A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.
Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a person who extremely expresses their feelings towards another person. Unlike caring for someone they go out of their way to get atleast 1 second of attention from the person they simp. Some of them would literally sell their liver to donate to them to get attention (as an example), and they would possibly defend them for doing something like destroying earth or something like that.
Person 1: "Yooooo, I just gave -insert person they simp- a house, a planet, the solar system, the universe, and my life!!!! I hope they notice me!!1!!1!1!1!"
Person 2: "bro. stop simping"
Person 2: "bro. stop simping"
by coffeemachine July 9, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”
by Matestreymy February 8, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. Doing anything in your willpower to date someone or overly flirt, basically making them your lord until proven otherwise.
1: "Why is Charlotte bullying him?"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"
by kayphobjc September 26, 2021
Get the Simpmug. A man who goes for females that dont fuck with him or a man who falls in love with a girl that ain’t all. More commonly used with the name sincere
by Łørd Føręhęād February 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A pathetic attempt to win somebody over by being annoyingly nice, like a guy who will ‘sympathize’ for a woman’s ‘struggles’ when she never asked him to. A white knight is a simp.
by Letmethinkofone August 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 