Mr Bean

The most powerful fictional villain who does not give an absolute fuck about humanity

"Bro Mr Bean just attacked me so hard from behind"

by MrBeanishot August 29, 2023

Bean heartbeat

When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused

“When he touched my thigh It gave me a Bean heartbeat”

by Slicklick$ August 31, 2023

Beans

The nubs on an animal paw/foot, gusually used when talking about fursuits.

Person 1: Woahh, look at em’ beans!!

Person 2 (wearing fursuit paws) I know, right?? My maker is so good at making these things!

by br15k September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea”

This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean

A Garbanzo Bean is another is a synonym for Chickpea

A girl I picked up at the bar tied me to my bed and took a garbanzo bean on my face.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.

I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

bean birther

A fart or shit, so massive, that your friends in the Discord can hear it like an earthquake.

Bro, I could hear that fucking bean birther from a mile away

by ArchieUwU September 8, 2023