Alaskan Paint Job

When a stripper gives you a lap dance and leaves a skid mark on your leg.

Yo, I was down at Booty Hut last night and that bitch Bankrupt gave me a lap dance in the Champagne Room and left an Alaskan Paint Job on my Levi's!

by harrybalsac October 23, 2011

whack job quack

a bigoted psychiatrical supremacist (terrorists such as alkita quacks psychiatrists ext..)

why don't the alkita quacks go taliwhack the the taliban frigen whack job quacks.

dont let the whack job quacks bullshit you with some twisted common misconception!

by KAboJa October 18, 2008

Picaso Paint Job

Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.

" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."

by Robbie Cano August 23, 2009

bleeew job

The opening to a threatening phone call.

Lupton: "Hello, Michael speaking"
Prav/Ho: "Bleeew job!"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

Indian Snake Job

Named for its simalarities to sucking snake poison out of a bite.

Immediately after giving Anal, putting your mouth around her butt crack and sucking as hard as you can, attempting to suck the semen out.

I gave her an Indian Snake Job and almost threw up.

by Chris January 10, 2005

cambodian camel job

The act of receiving head from a woman while simataneously spitting snuff on her back.

I had a fat dip of skoal in and gave Karen a Cambodian camel job.

by Hobulator69 January 5, 2006

Michigan Blow Job

When a person receives a blow job from a wolverine.

Matt: Dude what happen to your penis?

Jerry: I got a bad Michigan Blow Job last night.

by Walter Danielson May 6, 2011