Shit-fuck

Shit-fuck: to do something really shitty to one of your friends that no one else in your group would do in that specific situation. Especially applicable to video games, specifically, Mario Kart.

1. Dude! I can't believe you just shit fucked me with three red shells in a row! You totally shit-fucked me!

2. B-White, you are such a shit-fucker!

by bwhitesux February 12, 2009

elvis shit

The process where you take a shit and die.....with your pants at your ankles

elvis died taking an elvis shit. Just like Lou Goering died of Lou Goering's disease.

by drewman05 August 25, 2009

shit closet

A clever synonym for butthole.

JJ: So how'd it go with that four armed blue/purple haired hottie?

Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, but I locked my cock in his shit closet all night anyway

by Jyarsse December 16, 2006

Shit and Stay

One who shits in their pants and refuses to leave a party.Who is still thirsty enough to holla at girls even though shit is leaking out of their booty.

I don't know how that Thirsty Eddie could Shit and Stay during Yosh's bachelor party.

by da MoB March 26, 2008

shit pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.

you shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!

by RickyPacific April 3, 2005

shit disturbator

What results when you try to teach an Ecuadorian "shit disturber" and "masturbator" in the same day.

Can be shortened to "disturbator"

Florencio is being a shit disturbator.

by Colin McEwan July 26, 2004

Shit Fuck

a good phrase to call someone when u cant think of anything clever

A. ur a little cunt faggot u bitch!
B. Yea well ur a little shit fuck

by TheDonRoberts June 15, 2009