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jack sparrow

by Mitch Lyons, Wally Gray October 20, 2007
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jack slap

When you hit a guy in the private area with great force.
*guy gets a jack slap and falls on the floor in great pain*
by sabrina!! January 30, 2014
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Jack Pot

A situation where after anal sex, the man has a small amount of feces on his penis.
by Alley2005 May 1, 2009
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jacked up

jacked up is used to describe a time framed situation, item, behavior or comment that is wrong, foul, ugly and or damaged. it is the foundational description of understanding that nothing is going to move, go well, work or prosper unless immediate action is taken or the course of behavior changes direction.
candy: who invited that mess to the party? she is so jacked up.
dave: shhhsh! be cool, that's the bosses daughter-i'm dating her.


officer: your friend over there told us you are the owner of the paraphenilia, is that correct?
suspect: man, that is so jacked up, it's his.


shelly: i heard terese's mom is going out with her ex boyfriend sean!
clare: ew! poor teresa, that is so jacked up for her mom to do that!

student one: then the professor said he was cutting my grade for missing five days
student two: you need to take that to the board bro-he is jacked up!

mom: did you get the laundry washed?
son: no, the washer's all jacked up

mark: bro, i lost your keys last night after the party and don't know where your car is.
jeff: dude, you are jacked up, that is so wrong

amber: for real, the only place i could find to get sick was in the hall closet-for real, the bathroom was locked.
monica: amber, for real, that is so jacked up. if i were you i would not tell anyone else. she is still grounded for having the party and wants to know who got her busted for boones farm yak on her mom's linens.

tom: i got her number when he wasn't looking
brandon: man, i told you don't go there- he jacked up the last guy that went after his woman real bad. dude still can't smile right.

driver on phone: my tire is flat and i have my car jacked up without a spare.
tow truck/vehicle repair dispatcher: that's jacked up-we'll send someone right out.
by redskin creek September 29, 2008
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Bobby Jack

slang for blow job
especially used when PAW
Susie: so last night i gave kevin a little bobby jack
by marquis77 January 6, 2010
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picture jacking

when some places or forces their way into a picture by coming in just before or as the camera button is pressed...
john and sarah looking at their wedding picture...

john: i don't remember taking this picture with steve

sarah: me neither! another case of picture jacking
by ReDefine November 20, 2009
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Hack Jacking

Having a software or hardware vulnerability. Or having weak passwords.
My Computer was Hack Jacked !!!!! I am Hack Jacking a persons computer.
by MikeyLTI December 10, 2010
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