Cork yo’ good shit

Put away your drugs/alcohol.

Guy 1: OH SHIT SAM! It’s your mom! Better cork yo’ good shit before she sees you smoking that joint!
Guy 2: OH FUUUUCKKKK OKAY

by bootyhoe_76 August 7, 2018

good morning and god bless

When u are taking a shit and u have breakfast and coffee while doing it

Wow that was a really nice good morning and god bless

by Bgdkng69420 June 8, 2018

Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text

A text to the wrong person or containing subject matter that was not intended for the respective audience.

I sent an invitation for a date to my baby momma instead of my boo. I thought I was asking my boo about going to Applebees to get that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake and then I realized it was the baby momma and immediately realized I sent the wrong text to the wrong person and wrote Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text. She knew what I did and asked for the child support money.

by foxarpa January 18, 2022

Do What Yer Good At

A existential position as a default correction when path uncertainty becomes evident.

So, how's it goin' with the new job search?
>Not so good; at this stage of the game, I've decided that there's limited opportunity to dominate in any given market.

Excellent life lesson: Do What Yer Good At (and just leave it at that).

by YAWA November 13, 2022

Smells So Good In A Boardroom

The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.

Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.

Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.

Rick: Ya, I could see that.

by Mike109999 March 13, 2022

What's Really Good Witcha?

Street Slang Meanin' What's Up?, Whazz Up?, Whazzup?, Wassup?, Sup?, Sup Witchu?, Sup Witcha?, What's Good?, What's Goodie?, What's Gucci?, What's Goin' On?, What's Happenin'?, What's Hanninan?, How Are You Doin'?, How Yew Doin'?, How Are You?, How Yew?, How Are You Feelin'?, How Yew Feelin'?, What's Trendin'?, What's New With You?, What's New With Yew?, What's New Witchu? & What's New Witcha?

"Yo Cam'Ron!! What's Really Good Witcha? Zero. Erstreet At Ever Soo Much At Ever Str8 Thuggin', Ever Str8 Stuntin' & Ever Livin' Life Fully." - Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, Kiery Weiry & Freshley.

by Hzr February 24, 2022

(Self proclaimed) Good guy

The word has two different definitions depending on expernal factors.
Should one be called a good guy please reffer to a different definition.
A self proclaimed good guy more often than not is in fact not a good guy.

Often straight duchebags and or mean guys will reffer to themselves as "good" guys in order to protect their own image to other people but also in order to keep their perspective on themselves good.

We can link it to a coping mechanism where if someone has to do something they shouldnt they justify the action by ether lying or twisting the truth.
This is explained deeper in psychology studies.

TLDR; self proclaimed good guys are more often than not in fact, not good guys.

Guy one: dude, you did some seriously messed up things to that guy.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy. Dont worry
Guy one: you cant just do bad things and then call yourself a good guy. No matter how many times you say you are a good guy, you wont be Unless you behave like it.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy.
Guy one: nah bro, you are a (self proclaimed) good guy.

by Ungejoel March 3, 2022